In the Mind of L
- Who cares about time-out, she can’t keep me in this corner forever
- What? The “I have to go pee-pee” during time-out didn’t make her forget I was in time-out. I guess I will pull down my pants and show her my bare butt all the way back to the corner
- If I tell Mommy I want something while nodding my head she will succumb to my subliminal messages and give me my way
- The temptation of banging on the keys of Mommy’s laptop are just too tempting and worth the whack on the butt
- Yep, that last punch on H’s arm was completely worth missing out on the cookie
- If I start to cry and panic as Mommy notices what I did, she will usually stop in her tracks and worry more about my random freak out and less about the carton of blueberries I put in the dogs water bowl or the entire roll of toilet paper I used to wipe up the accidental pee.
- Seriously lady, you want me drink out of a blue cup
- Why the hell would I risk peeing in my bed during nap time when a diaper will take care of it
- Of course you want to carry me everywhere, I’m adorable
I like number 3. She’s learning to be a Jedi. Oh, and I commend you for keeping your sanity if you are doing so.
JEDI! How cool would that be!….for her